Swallow that goddamn pill and be unhappy, will you?..... comedyopenmic 21 (2nd)

Here is little tip to help those who are trying to get a loved one to swallow that little red things that makes everything you ever knew, turn to crap. (but they are adamantly refusing to give that final 'gulp'.)

I premise this by saying not all people are even capable of ever swallowing the red pill, due to the mental trauma it may possibly bring on.

This little tip is for people who are capable but are still resisting..

The final gulp.

The biggest mistake is to point out lots of facts.

Facts are not important to them right now, the need to believe in authority is the sticking point, and their motivation - to not see reality.

The second biggest mistake is to give them lots of facts.

People don't want facts, they want to be pointed in a direction to find the facts for themselves. This allows them to feel clever at having 'discovered' the truth, while at the same time not appearing as 'dumb as a bag of spanners' to the person trying to help them see things.
It had been scientifically proven that 90% people who are made to feel as 'dumb as a bag of spanners', try their very best to live up to, and act exactly like, 'a dumb bag of spanners'

The third biggest mistake is to give them current facts.

People that are having trouble with that final gulp don't want current facts. The information overload is already too much, and making it about something happening right now can be just too much to absorb.
For example, JFK is an easier topic to digest, than ISIS in the middle east being a US proxy army, and that the 'charity' called the white helmets is anything but a charity.

Remember - once the pill is fully gulped, time will take care of the rest. It rarely get regurgitated.

The fourth biggest mistake is to think you are helping anyone.

You aren't. Get that out of your head right now.
You are snapping people out of their dream time, where everything is ordered and 'as it should be'.
Anyone doing this 'to be nice', is virtue signalling.
There is nothing nice about disturbing someones nice dream for a life of anything but nice dreams...

So hopefully now we are a little clearer as to where we stand. You're not being nice by helping others out of a dream state.(whatever you like to tell yourself).

To get the final gulp well and truly over with - and bearing the above points in mind- it is blindingly obvious what needs to be done...
You have to trick them.
(This is not as difficult as it seems. Remember - they are already very proficient at doing it, to themselves.)

You have to trick them into letting them 'find the truth' for themselves.
Trick them into thinking they are not actually as dumb as a bag of spanners.
(You can both look back together and laugh about at this obvious paradox in a couple of years or so- if you still have this friend- which is not likely, btw).

The best trick.

This is just a perspective, but after mulling over several options, I think this is the best one to go with...

9/11.

This is the one. Why?
Because you can give them the very smallest of breadcrumbs for them to come across 'the truth' themselves.
A blind man with an IQ of 31 and no legs -sat in a field with no access to a computer could follow those breadcrumbs..
...It both makes them really clever - and it doesn't tax the brain too much.

Not over taxing the brain is very important at this stage.

Getting people to think is best done as a gradual process. An exercise of building up the 'fires of inquisitiveness' with a kindling of factoids.
An 'atomic bomb' of thought, will tend to leave people in a padded cell, just drooling all day.

Be gentle while destroying their dream state, and possible lifelong happiness.
Have a heart, for chrissake!

Oh yeah.... back to 9/11.

Give them some basic information, and let them...think.

If - at this point- they are not swallowing the red pill, I would suggest that they are either not ready for it, or have an IQ below 30.
Let them come to you to ask questions. Offer nothing.
(If you can run away at this point, I would advise that as the best course of action..)
Let your fact bomb fester, like a wound. Leave them to do something about it.
Another scientific fact. Fester bombs only infect those who are infected with a virus known as 'need the truth'.
(Fester bombs have no known ill effects on those who do not suffer from this disease).

The facts you need to present. (Remember KISS. Keep it simple, stoopid).

1. Prior to 9/11- and since- no known steel structured building has ever collapsed in on themselves( unless it was a controlled demolition).

2) 3 of these occurrences happened in the space of a few hours on the same day. (...and one of the three buildings wasn't even hit by anything!).

How did that happen, do you think...?...

And leave them with it. Don't... say... anything... else.

And whatever you do...

... don't give them any more facts...you must avoid 'the bag of spanners feeling' at all costs!

If they can't come to any conclusions other than the ones in the 'official report' in a week or two, then you were kidding yourself about them ever swallowing the red pill in the first place..

note - I would avoid JFK and moon landings - too far back and complex, and too 'scientificy' and other worldly.

9/11 ticks all the boxes to get that little red bugger nicely digesting in the stomach of someone who might never be content again.

Well done, you !

I nominate @dexterdumb, ('cos he manged to offend me - Well done, I'm impressed !)
and @bobaphet (because he never offended me.)