Bad witness, bad witness, what you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you?

"I'll get my Barnes and Noble gift card, and buy a nice book, thank you very much, Mr Guns-drawn-officer." :D

PS: We watched Season 1 of that "Anne with an E" thing last year, and it's awesome, a wonderful combo of predictably tender and surprisingly gritty, but nothing beats the original "Anne with Green Gables" book for laugh-out-loud characterization. :)