Taking the piss out of BOOZE and ALCOHOL culture vol. 2 Funny Liquor Store NAMES

Volume 2 is a list of funny imaginary Liquor Store Names and Slogans that try to underline the stupidity of Alcohol culture.

Due note: I am not a prohibitionist - not at all. But the POWER the BOOZE INDUSTRY
has in my culture as the only recreational drugs is TOO MUCH. It needs DEBUNKING.

So here are some funny Liquor Store names that draw out the insanity of this reality...

Liquor Club - Free membership. Eternal bondage.

TKO Liquor - Going the distance - can you?

Sin Liquor - You know your bad so celebrate it.

Why Not Liquor - If your asking this question its already too late.

U Liquor - Because that's what this is all about.

Speedy Liquor - The more you tremble, the quicker we serve.

Uber Liquor - U drink. We drive.

Stupor Liquor - Because your walk defines you.

Dr. Liquor - Always accepting new patients.

AA Liquor - Starting is half way to quitting.

Wagon Liquor - The best way to fall off is to get drunk!!!

Ark Liquor - If we Don't have it, Noah forgot to bring it.

Liquor Liquor - And no - we don't well iPhones.

Drop In Liquor - Drop out prices.

Siiver Linings Liquor - Its just beyond the haze.

Payday Loan Liquor - Apply online, get BOOZE today!!!

Liquor Converters - A better way to sell, a great alley to drink in.

I hope you have fun with these and make some of your own...