I am both weirded out and angry at this man.

“Suppose you could make a lot of money trading freshly harvested baby brains. Would you do it?” he asked. “To me bitcoin is almost as bad.”

Ok so I have some serious reservations with this comparison. First off I dont fucking think he fully grasps the horror of freshly harvested baby brains. I am going to put that one detail out there up front and fucking center. Lets get the freshly harvested baby brains situation out in the open. Yeah maybe you don't like the idea of the blockchain and digital currency, but it isnt the same thing at fucking all. Its not even kind of similar.

This asshole doesn't compare apples to oranges, he flat out compares fucking apples to baby heads and apparently cant see a fucking difference. There is no fuck gray area with this fucker!! What kind of animal are we dealing with here?

Not only that but it raises another question. How often does this jackass use this terminology? Was this the one calculated moment where he suddenly decided to compare something to fucking baby heads? Or does this CREEPY ASS MOTHERFUCKER SAY THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME!? Maybe he considers himself to be a baby brains aficionado. Perhaps, he believes he knows when he sees the baby brains before everyone else. He really knows and understands his baby brains.

And what the fuck is the freshly harvested detail? Normal baby brains are not enough!? Freshly harvested is important to note in this particular situation. WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Lets just hope to the high heavens that this fucker isn't, in any way shape or form, connected to pizzagate. I dont even believe in a higher power but please god do not let it turn out he might actually know what the fuck baby brains are really like.