A Chinese Chimp

A Chinese Chimp desperately desired a stapler that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Chimp found a pint of cider that they liked to eat. It would be a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

A Chinese Chimp wanted a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Chimp needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pint of cider having that done to it

A Chinese Chimp needed a block of cheese to insert somewhere. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

A Chinese Chimp desperately searched for a bat to eat. This is certainly a curious operation, to most, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was wonderful. A bat being the chosen thing.