Side effects to Chuck Norris sex: vagina set on fire; putting out fire with own orgasm; euphoric sobbing; broken bones; end of the Mayan Long Count Calendar; cops show up complaining about the screaming; dead cops; face shines with ethereal glory; Jeff Gordon's gay; curtain of the temple is rent in twain; all colors in the visible spectrum turn black.
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