Shitpost + Shitpost

in #comedy6 years ago (edited)

This is a shitpost + shitpost experiment. What does that mean? Well, it’s a normal shitpost in the overall scheme of things. However, it will divide its own shit into one post.

Attack of the shitpost clones!

The official definition of shit, from merriam-webster.com

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Why are they warning us before each definition, that it’s vulgar? We already know that shit! If the first definition is vulgar, then isn’t it obvious that the rest of the definitions will be? WTF man!

What a bunch of feces…or as the 2nd definition states, an act of defecation. You could also argue that it’s a bunch of crap, nonsense or total foolishness...or at least something of very little value! This stuff is quite trivial, and it usually ends up in me being boastful, whilst also spreading inaccurate talk.

I’ve had a lot of folks even tell me I’m a worthless, offensive and detestable piece of trash…Me??? Really???

That shit is so damn intense and intoxicating, that it got me all depressed and l thought of getting back on the Heroin, up until a timely interjection.

Well, if after all that shit talk, you’re still not sure how to use shit in a sentence, here are some examples.

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Butt hang on, it’s not over yet. Yes, there’s more. Twice as much, in fact!

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This is a shitpost + shitpost experiment. What does that mean? Well, it’s a normal shitpost in the overall scheme of things. However it will divide its own shit into one post.

Attack of the shitpost clones!

The official definition of shit, from merriam-webster.com

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Source

Why are they warning us before each definition, that it’s vulgar? We already know that shit! If the first definition is vulgar, then isn’t it obvious that the rest of the definitions will be? WTF man!

What a bunch of feces…or as the 2nd definition states, an act of defecation. You could also argue that it’s a bunch of crap, nonsense or total foolishness...or at least something of very little value! This stuff is quite trivial, and it usually ends up in me being boastful, whilst also spreading inaccurate talk.

I’ve had a lot of folks even tell me I’m a worthless, offensive and detestable piece of trash…Me??? Really???

That shit is so damn intense and intoxicating, that it got me all depressed and l thought of getting back on the Heroin, up until a timely interjection.

Well, if after all that shit talk, you’re still not sure how to use shit in a sentence, here are some examples.

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Now it’s over…

So this entire experiment was to divide and clone my own post for a specific reason. Yes, I may get a cheetah strike twice, but I’m really only looking for 2 cheetah upvotes. Ingenious huh?

So now let’s see if cheetah will come along and accuse me of copying my own post, within the same post…C’mon cheetah, come upvote this shit! TWICE!!!
         
         

Here is the first shitpost, in this series of shitpost experiments.

https://steemit.com/comedy/@palikari123/shitpost-supreme
         
         

So this entire experiment was to divide and clone my own post for a specific reason. Yes, I may get a cheetah strike twice, but I’m really only looking for 2 cheetah upvotes. Ingenious huh?

So now let’s see if cheetah will come along and accuse me of copying my own post, within the same post…C’mon cheetah, come upvote this shit! TWICE!!!
         
         

Here is the first shitpost, in this series of shitpost experiments.

https://steemit.com/comedy/@palikari123/shitpost-supreme
         
         

Haha, got you again!!!
         
         

So to all you shitposter’s out there, if you’re going to shitpost, at least be creative with it….


         
         

As always, have a great day and PEACE

         
         

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