The List Of French Cuss Words That Might Change Your Life
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Do you have a french friend that sometimes just says random french stuff you wish you understood?
Are you traveling to France and are afraid that the natives would talk shit behind your back ?
Are you taking your girlfriend on a romantic diner at a French restaurant and scared the waiter would say bad shit bout you in your back ?
Do you want to speak French and attract women ?
Well this post is for you!
This is your French teacher and here is a list of cuss words that is definitely going to impress your girl and make your French friend think twice before he talks bad behind your back!
Putain : means fuck preferably used during sexual intercourse or in bad situations; it's prounounced " Pew Ten " like saying " Pew Di Pie" but replace the " Di Pie " by "Ten".
Merde : means "shit" used in the toilet or when actually stepping on shit, no it litteraly means shit! It's prounounced " Meh rd" the "rd" like when you say " third ".
Abruti : means "dumbass" should be used when insulting your loud neighbor or your favorite soccer player for missing a goal; it's prounounced " Ab ru " like the ru from " guru" and " ty " not " tie " but " tea ".
Fils De Pute : means " Son Of A Bitch " usually used when addressing someone that's owes you money; it's prounounced " Fils like Kiss but with an F " and "De like Two but with a D " and " Pute like Cute but with a P ". So far we got an F for fuck a D for Dick and a P for penis and that wasn't even made on purpose... Or wast it ?
Frittes Omlettes : means "assface" and ... Naah I'm just messing with you! It means French fries!
Vas te faire foutre : means " Go Fuck yourself" pretty useful to insult random annoying people; prounounced " Va Te " the "Te" is prounounced like " Two " and " faire " like "fer "and " foutre " as it's written.
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this Fils De Pute @raoufwilly just did a awesome Merde post!
I need some French sweet talking and convincing before I pass judgment.
Bonjour, j'aimerais bien gagner ce concours, j'ai fais de mon mieux pour écrire un poste éducatif et drôle au même temps, je pense que c'est assez unique comme poste, alors vous en dites quoi ? Enough for you ?🤔
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Ooooh, nicely done. Thank you for indulging me.
Haha you're welcome.
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fcuk this post is so good it could be an utopian.io contribution
Merde
Where are they merde!
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omlete du fromage?
assface fries? hmmm..... good to know. I'll be on the lookout for those words. Though generally you can tell from their body language when they're smack talking you haha....
That is true lol
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Damn Frenchies talking shit behind my back. lol
Abruti !
God damn it. Now I need another alt. I already earned the nickname baka which also means dumbass in Japanese.
< puts in request for @theycallmeabruti account name. >
-doomy
Nice hahah
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Hahahaha
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Hahaha 😂
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Hmm. Thank you for expanding my knowledge of French. I hear women love when you talk to them in French. Ill be taking my game to another level.
Merde! Es ce que tu foutre avec moi et manges frittes omlettes par la suite.
Hahahaha girls like that shit
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seriously?
It's pronounced "Fou" like " saying "Four" and "Tre" you just spell the Tr without the " e " simple enough ? Lol
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I've read it 5 times and it's not making sense yet lol
French is a fucked up language my friend haha
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This must be France French because it's way different than Quebecois French.
Calisse et Tabarnak, fucking guy.
Yes France french and Québécois French are very different from each other
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