Just for fun

A babe is threatening to set her Boyfriend's apartment on fire. The story is, the babe is heartbroken because her BF is an unrepentant womanizer.

She invoked a river goddess to show the guy where power lies.
The river goddess disguised herself as a beautiful damsel and went to a pub where the guy usually hang around every sunday. The guy took the bait. Bought her wine and took four tots of Burantashi, a locally prepared aphrodisiac. He took her home, fired 3 straight rounds (all styles inclusive).- all four down, wheelbarrow, afurukutu, doggy, crucufixio, diagonal, arabian style, missionary, 69.

The problem now is; The river goddess has refused to go back to the river. She is now living with the guy near Ajah area.
The girl is angry with the goddess for BF snatching but can't confront her, instead she wants to burn the apartment .
We have called the police but they said they don't have fuel to come to the area. Any advice?.. 😂😁😁