Stupid Questions 86

The late, great actor and icon James Dean, “Nancy Pelosi SOTU Sex” (where you take it but play with your dentures and otherwise feign no interest) are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than stupid questions. Here is the latest batch, boys and girls:

Did you know the first French fries were not fried in France? (They were fried in “Greece.”)

Was “dead reckoning” ever alive?
(“Dead reckoning” was actually never alive. The term is short for “ded(uced) reckoning.”)

How do you know when to tune bagpipes?

A gal on Google asked: “What happens if I paint my teeth white with nail polish?” (Oh, I’ve got something nice and white for your --nah, never mind.)

What’s the French word for “bouquet”?

Do you know what’s worse than a stereotypical woman driver? (An Asian woman driver who was born in California and has never driven in anything but sunshine driving in the rain.)

Another Google question: "How do I get spaghetti stains out of my underwear?"

Jessica asked: “If smoking marijuana causes short-term memory loss, what does smoking marijuana do?”

How big is the specific ocean?

What’s the difference between a puppy and a liberal? (When the puppy grows up it stops whining.)

How much Listerine must you drink to get drunk?

Exactly what part of the word "illegal" do some of you refuse to comprehend?

Have you ever tried to put on condoms like they were socks?

Asked on Google: “How do you take care of a pet potato?”

Would you even notice if I failed to include pictures of lesbians here?

Are you tired of these stupid questions yet?

"What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone? (Oh please! What if your boyfriend was gone?)

"What Use?" (You got me.)

"Who's Gone?" (Many of the readers by now?)

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