A Theme of Fours: Comedy Open Mic #37: 2nd Entry.
You are familiar with the Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse: War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death.
You are also familiar with the four suits in a deck of playing cards: Diamonds, Spades, Clubs, and Hearts.
Many of you are familiar with the Four New Testament authors of the life of Jesus: Mark, Matt, Luke, and John.
Some of you are familiar with the Four directions of the compass: North, South, East, and West.
Most of you, however, are not familiar with the Four Nortinski Brothers from the Pine Island Lake area of Middle Minnesota: Danny, Joey, Jimmy, and Jeffrey.
And no one but me knows, after getting stuck in a hunting cabin with the Northinski Brothers during a fierce ice storm last winter, about the four flatulences: egg, bean dip, tuna fish, and horseradish.
Thank you.
I nominate @mourningnoodles and @geke.
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