On Sexual Humor: Comedy Open Mic #25. Entry 2
image from Gastrolust
There has been talk about content in comedy. Does all humor need to be sexual? Of course not. I write humor, for example, and never write about pornography or perversion. I also don’t swear.
Still, a guy must be vigilant. People have inventive brains, and if you lead them to the trough of vulgarity, even if you do it un-intentionally, they will drink deep. Therefore, I avoid the obvious trouble images like: pickle, cucumber, flower, melons, and the word “moist.”
But this will not be enough. There are images built into the very psyche of the human cerebral cortex that give way to the dirty mind: banana, cork, home run (or any baseball reference,) Hoover vacuums, church steeples, the term "checkmate," women named Gloria, and guys named Dick; and these should be avoided as well.
Furthermore, watch out for shitpost, rutabaga, bishop to c3, goatwife, cocksheath, fuckflaps, the United States Government, and images from Gastrolust and you should be fine.
Thank you.
I've had half of one person answer the call over the last 25 weeks. So, instead of a nomination I will use this space to thank @amirtheawesome1 and his post https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@amirtheawesome1/no-more-sex-jokes-comedy-open-mic-round-25-entry-1 for inspiring this bit... which reminds me... Baghdad sounds a bit kinky, too.
Be careful out there.
Hmm... Bag Dad...
It's an ancient maneuver where a single mother of anywhere from 0 to 15 children will dress up and go on the prowl to attempt and bag herself a dad. Or, Daddy, if you will. Once a dad has been successfully bagged them she is finally able to live to her full potential and execute him in ritual sacrifice by which she is able to gain another child...
Wait, not that's praying Mantis's... praying Mantii... the green eaty thing where the male would rather have sex than live.
We need a Bag Dad board game.
better as a RPG
just another day of good clean wholesome fun over here at COM. Gotta be careful of those bad apples with the dirty minds.
@holybranches @belemo Doomy is calling names again!
You're shaking a table I'm trying to have sex on
Lol, an interesting approach, haha
Soooo you are going to recount the tale of the US Government, the Goatwife and the fuckflaps of Baghdad?
It's a story that needs to be told.
Sometime nature wants, what is wants
in COM we friendzone nature
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Bad dad!
Yikes!