Comedy open mic round 8 # a legendary married man and his activity

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago

Hey what's going on COM's legendary people ??
Hey people this is my first entry in this community.
Ok people let's see what i am gonna through here today .

---- A new married couple goes to a female doctor chamber. And their problem was the age of husband is more than wife and they have no child . The distance of the age between them arround 15.
Hearing this problem the doctor tell that normally it can be happened and she suggests to bring some sparm of husband for the next day and also give him a new testube to bring sparm.

Next day the patient comes to the doctor and he says that he tries his best but can't bring sparm.
Hearing his speech the doctor replied that it normally can happen because your age os too much.
Then she wants to hear how he tries.

The patient describe ,
Firstly i try with may left hand but i failed .🙂🙂
Then i again try with my right hand but i failed.☺☺
Now the doctor asks ," Don't you take any help from your wife ? "
He replied yes, she also tries but the same result.😃😃
Then he calls his wife friend Angelina. She again tries but failed .😐😐
Now he calls his friend James.
And the doctor surprises and tells him finaly you calls a male person !!!😉😉
The patient says yes and he try his best but failed.
He also tell her that her assistant Jolly also tries half an hour ago but failed.

Then he says to doctor ,"Finally i come to you because you are the rest one who does not try.
Plz help me to open the cork of new testube. Nobody can 't open the cork of testube."

😆😆😆

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I was once caught up in a sparm swarm. Horrible... horrible...

Sparm, sparm, sparm, sparm...

You're saying it wrong. You're supposed to roll the "r".

LOL! I can hear it in a west-country accent now: Oo aar, I don't like sparrrrm!

Hi @adamkun,

This is a old joke, please only submit original entries into the contest.

Regards,

Hahaha

Funny man

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