Comedy open mic round 8 # the hardest four work of the world

Hey gyes , what 's going on ??
I want to give something funny here.
In this morning i think about this .

The hardest 4 work of the world..........

1. Putting lipstic on ants lip.
   2.Elephant lap placement.
   3.wear cloths to the mosquito.
2. Hold three female friends silently for five minutes.