Your first time, First entry - Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 26
Greetings friends Steeminians, taking advantage of the opportunity provided by ComedyOpenMic with your Contest, in this my first entry, I will tell you a little of how it went on your first date of love to a young man, it was not my "clarification".
As some of you know, when one "the man, the macho then" reaches his 18th birthday, he always seeks to spend an unforgettable night, as happens with women when they turn 15 "with their waltz dance".
Determined the young person to enjoy fullly his adult age, a girl of company contracts to happen the whole night together.
However, because of the little experience he had about having sex, he tells the guy to guide him and thus be more efficient during the act.
Once, already with the uncle, this one does the following observations and questions to him:
One of the most important dowries of man for this type of situation, you can tell by the size of the foot, to see, how much you fit:
I fit 35 foot size.
!Mmmmm Brrrrggg, The uncle murmurs.
Well nephew, another of the tools that can be used to satisfy a lady is the language, to see me show yours to see how good you can be at the moment of truth:
the young man opens his mouth and shows his tongue as his tool of language
The guy to see the size, murmurs Vrrr, cooooh, how will it be
The uncle, thinking of all the alternatives that the nephew can use so that he can enjoy a pleasant night with his partner, asks him to show the fingers of the hands to see if you can use it as a decoy of pleasure tonight.
The innocent boy shows his tiny hands and fingers to the guy
The uncle and a little worried tells the nephew, by chance you do not have a good movie of action or terror?.
The Nephew answers, uncle and that for what?
So that you put to see movies with her dwarf (shruken) pussy
I invite to @jadnven and @piscis to taking part in this round
** I wait they have liked this post, nevertheless I do not ask them to laugh, they do not know the things that I have spent jajaja **
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Cool... Cool.
Just you wait, I'm gonna get the joke's explanation from the author itself and then get that fucking posting key.
Raawrrrrr!!
hahahah.....translation fail!
it's pretty funny to read though..... :D
Hey buddy, can you explain this?
"Verga Millet, in order that you put to see movies with her, dwarf of the pod"
ready, corrected friend
I feel like the 2nd grade kid who asked an awkward question, having read dj's explanation.
I figured it out!
The punch line is that a scary movie will make this woman's womanparts tense and so have a smaller entrance, so that his childlike manparts will be a better fit.
Whew! I love explaining jokes.
Oh my god, finally I can stop losing sleep over this joke. One more day, and it would've been a week of insomnia.
Thank you O wise one.
It was an epic journey to attain this spiritual understanding of the joke.
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And kinky.
I'm fucking lost here. Was this guy going to bang a girl, but then heated up his uncle instead?
Woulda jestered this version.
ready, corrected friend
Funny and baffling are delightful neighbors!
ready, corrected friend
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