Comedyopenmic Enrty 1: "who is he then ???" by @alexnpianomusic

alexnpianomusic (43)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

Comedyopenmic Enrty 1: "who is he then ???" by @alexnpianomusic

After a long and tense love session, the man turns around, takes a cigarette out of his jeans and looks for his lighter. As he does not find it, he asks his companion if he has one at hand.
"There must be matches on the bedside table"
He opens the drawer and finds the match box ... next to the photo
of a man.
Naturally, the young man cares.
"Is your husband?" he asks, nervous.
"No, silly," she replies snuggling lovingly.
"Your boyfriend, then?"
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling at his ear.
"Well, who is he then ???", asks puzzled .. Serenely, the girl responds:
"It's me before the operation"