comedy open mic round 32 - When the meth hits you just right.
If anyone wants to know what a fake U.S. $100 bill looks like, look no further.
A woman reportedly trying to buy a $5,000 prepaid Visa card at a Safeway store in Washington on Wednesday with $4,900 in counterfeit $100 bills was easily busted by police after the currency was found to have bright pink Chinese letters on it.
Des Moines Police told KOMO News that they took the money away, but it wasn’t clear if they arrested the woman. The case is currently being investigated, they said.
“Despite the objection from the person with this fake [money], we took it and provided a lesson,” police said on Twitter.
In addition to the pink Chinese letters, the stack of fake bills also had the same serial number.
Somehow this story does not start out with "Florida man" but instead is some woman in Washington. You know you have baked you last brain cell when you literally try to buy a 5000 gift card with fake money that you wrote pink chinese symbols on. Maybe even more surprising is the fact that she was angry when the police took it from her.
I guess she will have to sue the government, win a frivolous lawsuit and get drug addicts to be classified as a new minority called the "methican american" population.
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