Comedy Open Mic Round # 31 | Are you waiting for a sign? This is it!
Public toilets
While I don't fancy using public toilets too much, I regularly have to use them. A while ago we were somewhere for the first time, and when I needed to go to the toilet, I first had to walk through a long hallway, where the walls were painted black combined with a lot of small green lights to guide you to the toilet. It almost felt like I was entering a dark room..
It didn't really surprise me that I found these signs
It quite fitted the atmosphere in this bar, the toilet tiles were filled with humoristic texts. I can appreciate this kind of humour and I had to laugh pretty hard, so I decided to take some pictures of what I saw there to show them to my boyfriend.
Personally, I didn't worry or hurry
I just had to do a number 1 and that was nothing fancy or something to worry about. I just needed to get some relief to continue our walk. So I took the advice to just flush it when I was done. Nothing out of the ordinary.
That's something you can relate to
Thinking you have to do a number 2, and then only gas comes out. I think everyone recognizes this from a certain moment in their lives, feeling like you have to go like really really bad, and then to be disappointed on the toilet when nothing comes out.
The fancy bin
As you can see they had a pretty fancy bin, that was meant for everything else but toilet paper. So for the ladies they had this message to remind them not to flush their tampons. Unbelievable that some ladies still do this, because I can't imagine you do this at home either. Everyone knows this will cause problems. Or should I say tamproblems?
Anyway, I had a good laugh while dropping my number 1 there, and I wanted to share this with the rest of the world because toilets can be pretty boring, at least they tried to be inspiring here...
I nominate @doomsdaychassis and @raj808 to enter this round. Come one guys, don't disappoint me here! Make me look good by entering this round ;) So if you were waiting for a sign, this is it!!!
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Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
haha..
Nice article friend..
Amazing.
Cute signs!!
hehehehe I would have enjoyed my time a a little girls room like this man
cool they are trying to pimp it up, because in the end...we all gotta go hahahaha
Exactly :) I can appreciate this kind of humour lol. I wonder if the men's room has the same signs , should summon my boyfriend to go to the toilet there once hahhahaa
Lol. Very nice. Thanks for the nomination, i got one in the oven for this week.
I would have dropped a deuce just to stay and read.
Ha ha! Great toilet humour!
I hate using public toilets... If you think the women's room is back, you should see the men's room... People pee all over the place...
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You missed "Aim to Please" oh wait that's a guys restroom only thing lol