Comedyopenmic 33: The BBC and the Great Whites

I finally mustered up the patience and mental fortitude required to watch a few minutes of "The greatest showman", to my greatest surprise, I managed to throw up only twice during the ordeal, its unforgivable that they had to kill wolverine so he could ride elephants, play with trapeze artists and sing like a fucking bitch. I felt a little guilty I must say, I spent most of the time wondering what it'd be like seeing the bearded lady give the midget grown man a blowjob. If you haven't seen the movie, I suggest you do. Its a wholesome family movie or at least that's what I was told. They didn't want to seem too racist so they included a few black characters into the circus; which is weird because going by the plot and time frame of the movie, black people were more into tending to plantations, Mandingo wrestling and ploughing sex starved white women. Safe to say not much has changed with all things considered.

Porn websites have been known to tell true stories about life and events, so if a giant black guy fixes the " pipes" or "leakages" in your house, trust his laying the pipes as well. Really though, when one takes a subtle look at the while issue, you'll find that there's an alarming number of black men trying to fuck white women. Its not exactly like prehistoric times when the black slaves with fat dongs would plough their "master's" lady to gain favour within the household; these days its for genuine reasons. Black men really want white women. I'd know because I'm a black man and in all virtually all my sexual fantasies are of older white women. Somewhere between 30-50years of age. I'm just going to come clean and say it, I want Mariah Carrey. I think she's my ideal woman, ideal white woman to be precise, I digress anyways.

Question is why? What is it about white pussy? Is it the taste? The colour? The fragrance? Or the power trip? All I know is I want some of it and if you got any you're not using, please pass it on to me. I'd like to nominate @trumpman and @dj123 to make entries. I'd also like to request for Mariah Carey's contact information. Help me!!!

Just so there's no misconception, there she is.