My entry to the black & white photography contest hosted by comedy open mic round 37 📷 📸

brandt (58)in #comedyopenmic • 5 years ago

Behold my entry to the black & white photography contest hosted by @comedyopenmic round 37:

RULES:

• Seven black and white images that represent an aspect of your life.

Wait,

what?

There are rules?

And I was only supposed to do SEVEN images

that represent an aspect of my life??

What the hell!

You're only just NOW telling me

that there are rules,

and that I was limited to SEVEN black and white images

for this stupid black & white photography contest of yours,

@comedyopenmic??

I have way more than seven black and white images that represent aspects of my life!

I think I have like 20 or something!

Or maybe more!

What the hell!

• Present one image every day for seven days.

What the… !?

Seven days????

I was supposed to spread out all of these black and white images that represent aspects of my life over SEVEN DAYS??

What do people normally do with this contest of yours,

do they seriously just post ONE black and white image a day?

There's no way people would do that,

people are fucking stupid,

• No people.

Oh.

Okay,

that's fine,

I hate people anyway so why would there be people in my photographs?

• No explanation.

Also fine.

I hate explaining things.

Especially with words.

• Nominate someone every day, but anyone can join the fun.

Oh,

okay,

so maybe this isn't so bad after all.

For the next black & white photography contest hosted by @comedyopenmic, I nominate @nobody and @nobody1.

Both very good someones!

And both very funny someones, too!!

• Use the tag #sevendaybnwchallenge as one of your five tags.

Okay,

great!

I can do that,

I like this,

this isn't so bad after all,

and so

Behold:

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Hello from the high Rockies of Colorado. My name is Brandt, pleased to meet you. I’m a writer but I probably shouldn’t be. I live in a little ghost town called Leadville. If you like black & white photography, mountains, snow, jokes, running, hiking, breathing, not working, etc., then you and I have a lot in common. Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely day!

#funny #dumb #sevendaybnwchallenge #sanrafaelswell

5 years ago in #comedyopenmic by brandt (58)

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comedyschool (61) 5 years ago

Hi brandt,

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pixresteemer (65) 5 years ago

And what about @anyone & @notme99 ?

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brandt (58) 5 years ago

I thought about nominating them, but I just didn't think they were funny enough.

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pixresteemer (65) 5 years ago

Congratz, your post has been resteemed and, who knows, will maybe appear in the next edition of the #dailyspotlights (Click on my face if you want to know more about me...)Check the rules of the Daily Spotlights if you want to nominate someone!Pixresteemer is also listed as promoter on The Steemians Directory

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