Le Pun - Comedyopenmic Round 21

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago

I love langue er languages.But like any good thing they don't love me back.Here are puns I made up about random words I know from languages


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Q: Why do gluten intolerant people not go to France?

A: They can't handle the pain.

Q: What time does the hen lay eggs?

A: When it has had Enouef

Q: Why did the Nihilist move to the South of France?

A: He had nothing Toulouse.

Q: What did the girl call the bottle of milk staring at her inappropriately?

A: Leche-r

Q: What wine do bald people like to have?

A: El lampiñot noire


I nominate @meno again and will continue to do so as well as @discordiant to make an entry for comedy open mic.

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do puns in braille next

Lol nice one again :-) He had nothing Toulousse hehehe

Your puns are crepezy.

excelente comedia muy buen post

Q: Why did the Nihilist move to the South of France?
A: He had nothing Toulouse.

it has gotten to the point where i have to thank the gods for at least getting this line. bloody nerd

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Excusez mon Français mais quelle blague!

Enouef is Enouef

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