Another Funny-Weird Day At The Gym! (Comedy Open Mic Round #32)

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago (edited)

As you know i recently started working out again after quite some time. Because i got older i probably got weirder too, so i can't have the patience to deal with those psychos in there. That's why everyday like a weirdo i get up at 6:30 and at 7 when the doors of the gym first open i am there!

Today was a special day that felt like someone was pranking me! To begin with, while every morning we are about 7 to 9 people, today we were 15. (That's the first sign that something is wrong)

First thing i did was to head over to the treadmill, although i rarely use it. A guy i have never seen before comes to the one next to me. His look and outfit was that of a newbie but not the newbie that is here to learn and make a healthier lifestyle. 

The Runner!

He was the type that's full of arrogance and wanna prove something to us (himself is the correct answer) by showing how powerful he is. I had the speed set at 4 mph and i notice he starts off with the exact same speed. 5 minutes later i increased the speed to 6 mph and he does the same again. 

I increased it to 7 and once again, he does too but that time i could see his evil smile. I maintain the same speed because i don't care at all and i wasn't even going to hit the treadmill today. He increases the speed to 8 and then 9 and then 10 in under a minute. 

Suddenly, i heard a BOOMMMMMMMM 

He overestimated his powers and couldn't handle that speed, so basically that happened 

Half of the people there started laughing, others went to check on him while i was simply wanted to get over with my program and get home to sleep again! I headed to do some weights checking around fist to see if there were other unfamiliar faces that i can avoid :P and thankfully everything seemed ok!

The Annoying

As you can expect when you are working out that time of the day everyone is a bit sleepy, nobody will yell and generally there is a quiet aura surrounding us. It's like everyone understands and reads the atmosphere and don't wanna break it!

Suddenly i hear:

"GOOD MORNINGGGGG GEORGEEEEEEE!"

All of us started looking for the one who scream like it's the end of the world and ofc was another unfamiliar face. Long story short whenever he wanted to say something he was screaming and it seems that he came to gym for conversation and not actual exercise. 

At one point he was next to me and started screaming again to his friend

"GEORGE GEORGEEEE COME FOR A MOMENT TO CHECK IF I AM DOING CORRECT, ONLY FOR A SEC"

George comes and he says that what he was doing was wrong and that he should keep his hands straight

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND I DON'T UNDERSTAND COME ON EXPLAIN IT TO ME"

He did....

"I STILL DON'T GET IT, SHOW IT TO ME GEORGEEE"

He did................and yet he did the exercise wrong. His friend didn't bother to tell him again as he probably consider it a lost cause :P Maybe he took too much pre workout who knows! :P

"GEORGE COME HERE TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY AT WORK"

The Grandpa 

I will keep this very short and end it with this. My working out schedule was almost done so i headed to do some abs and an old guy sits next to me. He starts doing abs too and here how it went on:

Onee...

Twooo.....

Threee.......

What can i say luck isn't always at my side! About the nominations now i'll choose @trumpman and @eliakon and if anyone else wants let me know cause i intend to write another one next week!

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I've only ever seen green farts once, which is the same amount of times I've worked out. Coincidence?

or just fate? :P

People trying to outrun the treadmill at the gym is my favorite thing.

they watch too many movies :P

Δε μας ειπες ;;; έγινες φέτες;;;

χαχαχα δνε χω μειωσει το ποσο τρωω :P μου αρεσει το φαγητο!


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