Comedy open mic week 13

One day a man went to the church, on that day they were celebrating their wives so the pastor said told the married to put offering according to how beautiful their wives where, so the first man came he put 50 billion dollars, everybody was so surprised, the second man came and put 14 billion dollars, then there was this man he walked up and put 5 cents, the pastor was surprised so he asked why would you put something like this aren't you proud of your wife then the man smiled and told the pastor if you saw her you would give me change