Look Mama, I made it: Comedyopenmic 39
Well it was only a matter of time really, I always knew my undeniable talent and zest for the extremely cool would shine through.
First of all, I'd like to say a big fuck you to Justin Bieber, Neymar and that asshole that played Harry Potter. I promised I'll be wealthier than them. I was true to my word.
I'll also like to speak with @ned about a few things; including the name of his hair product, where he buys his weed and if I can buy steemit off him with my account value.
Oh yeah, for the contest, well I'm so rich, I think I can nominate just about anyone I feel like, ah yes, how about I go for world leaders like @hilary.clinton or is there any @obama? I'd like to nominate Ghadaffi from the grave, he seemed like a cool guy.
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I am really honored that you would nominate me. I will appoint my finest intern to draft up a post for me. If we can make it through the week without having to destroy all of our electronic devices I will have her submit it also unless she is busy with Bill.
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What a loser!...Writing posts on @comdeyopenmic with all that money to spend! -...You really have no imagination, and far too much time...
lol
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