hahaha Chad, Gavin, Zack ... you missed Chip. Chips are always dicks.

The drop of expectations left good women with having to settle down for the Peter Griffins of the world.

I've often wondered what Lois sees in Peter, but your post totally clears that up for me now :)

Do you think men would continue humping with their heads chopped off? Like the mantis I mean? :)