Poor husband.Comedy Open Mic - Round 30. Part 1 .

magnata (66)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

Once I rented an apartment and next to me, behind the wall, (but the apartment went out into the next entrance) a woman lived, also always yelling at her dog.

The poor dog got everything:

and for the fact that "with dirty paws,"

and for what he does not eat carefully,

and for the fact that the food around the bowl was scattered,

and for the fact that "the kobelin, where it is."

And she shouted "I'd better get a piglet, eat less, and then you can score."

I was very sorry for the dog. And then I somehow learned that she had no dog, only her husband ...

https://giphy.com/search/wife-scolds-her-husband

https://pikabu.ru/tag/%D1%81%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%88%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5%20%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%B8/best

I appoint the @megafart and the @cemke to participate in this round.

Thanks for the support in my messages.@magnata

#punchline #funny #comedy #joke

6 years ago in #comedyopenmic by magnata (66)

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com-judge (61) 6 years ago

Hi magnata,

Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)