No Sex Please We're Veggies! - Comedy Open Mic Round 26
Well it seems there's been far too much sex on Comedy Open Mic of late, so they might have to implement some rules to stop this bawdiness. Myself, I would never lower myself to such crudity. So today I would like to share these simple veggies grown in my garden.
This beetroot may be pregnant, because it seems a little desperate for a pee.
This nosy tomato is very pleased to meet you.
Here are a few potatoes I harvested one year. As you can see, they come in all shapes and sizes and I'm told it's not the size that matters.
Finally let me introduce a couple of carrots.
All done in the best possible taste. I hope you enjoyed my vegetables as much as I did; they were very tasty.
Now I wonder if @lordnigel or @holoz0r would like a go at making us chuckle, giggle or belly laugh for Comedy Open Mic.
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I really beginning to understand why people say that vegetarians could have sex all day ... (not totally true, at least 2 hours a day not, we have to eat too).
Today I laughed at erotic vegetables. It was a good day.
Hehe that’s what my carrots looked like too!
Mine never look like the ones they sell in the shops! Lol
I'm trying to recall where I've seen this. Feels Monty Pythonesque.
That's the best!
Haha so no sex at all right? But the first post is surely the side-effect of it lol.
I laughed my hearts out.
Your comedy open mic submissions are something to wait for.
Thank you. I'm glad you enjoy them.
even when eating a twatsy or a veggie you are absolutely not engaging in anything sexy.
Great, missed it again.
Isn't that always the way! Lol!
Only for us ugly guys. Right @amirtheawesome1.
Too much sex? Looool certainly nothing sexual about these pictures...
Veggies are always a safe subject. ;)