The Neighbour who kept me standing - COM 16 (ENTRY 2)

She just moved in, all inches of ravishing. Said she's a fresher in our University, studying microbiology.
Would have sworn she majored in Beautiology.
Even better, she laughed at all my Introductory jokes. Finally, coming home after frustrating was more anticipating than before.

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On a faithful morning, showering for my classes, though I didn't feel the need to attend, cause the lecturer kept telling us "You should know this, why don't you.... Infact! All of you will Fail! This course, I mean it, you'll all Fail!", @holybranches may know what I'm talking about.
But It didn't really matter, it was already a norm for half the class to fail his course on the first try... and second, maybe third too.
Long story short, more student failed than passed.

Anyway, as I was slowly, smoothly and masculinely showering yep.. picture me with @traf biceps and the 7 inches hammer of Thor, NEPA took light.
When i say. NEPA took light, I mean a blackout, except in our case, we have 23 hours of the 24 hours in a day blackout.
30 mins of useless current, which can't even charge your phone,
and the 30 mins of the valuable current.
I bet @belemo doesn't have power in his house at the instance of reading this.

Next, I heard is a soft but tense knock on my door
"Na who dey there" i shouted, our coded english. For an interpretation, inbox @iamthegray

"It's v.gi.n.a"
"What!, Vagina? I wondered, maybe it's an Ex, here for early morning samankwe (smiles mischievously)
"No, it's Viagra your neighbour"
"Ohh, Viagra! adjusting to my sexy tune taught you were saying Vag.... never mind"

Now picture Thor, shirtless and all, discussing with Jane foster with only a towel on.
Yea.. that's the scenery. at least the one my mind remembers

"Can I use your Generator to press my dress, I've got a presentation today" she said, with a tune so soft and sexy, like that of my dear mentor @k4r1nn.
"Ofcourse" as I quickly ran out of the house.

Damn, my shot to swing this suposedly superb physique was shattered, by that one physick that hasn't eaten in a while, nodding it's head like an agama lizard.

I switched on the Gen. quickly glanced though a picture of @dj123 mom best cure for unwanted erection
And went in, all low and cool.

"Where's the pressing Iron" she said giggling like @diebitch does when she's excited
me looking down "Oh damn... emm.." Thor 4: the risen hammer
"I think you should dress up, you were about going out weren't you?" She said
saved by her wisdom

Quickly to the bedroom, where tried to get in touch with @idikuci , i heard he has experience with this sort of things, needed advice, but sadly he was offline.

So i dress up, but the hammer was still up, with no other option but to tuck it into the belt. shhh!, don't tell anyone but @take5 gave me this idea, thanks bro it works

By the time I was done , she had finished Ironing as my people call it.
she was about leaving
"Viagra, you didn't give a response"
"Oh.. to what question? the question asked by Thomas Dickson giggles, how about dinner saturday night... Bye"
"Yes.. Yes.. ok then, have a nice presentation" with my teeth all out in the air like @b00m horses

Finally, Thomas Dickson as she called it had scored.
Maybe with this true event of mine, Marvel will understand the importance of Thor's Hammer.

Immediately, I got a call from my G @ubongj
"Bro, heard viagra was in your house, how was it man?"
"It was good bro, she was definitely attracted to something about me"

I nominate baba @shartzy and @egetex to Com Open their Mic.

And to the names mentioned above, sorry for spilling our little secret, people needed to know it's sometimes ok to let the hammer fly.
Bye