The Rant 2 : Quality of Education in Nigeria - comedyopenmic 12

What a f..ked-up title, for something to have quality it must first exist right.. Anyway let me let that slide.

As usual,
Readers Discretion Advised : These post contains strong and violent words.
Warning: read at your own expense. Eveything you read here is real and is an everyday lifestyle in Nigeria.

Welcome to another episode of my weekly vent, on this episode I will...........
f..k that intro, straight to point.

Education in Nigeria is a mess, I guess that's why the F..kers continue to play with our rights and obligations. You see here, schools are established for the sole aim of financial upliftment. The appointed head of schools are stuffed dummies who love to hobnob with the real f..kers.
Where government purposely create schools on outdated principles and invent lecture rooms without the proper facilities and amenities to foster basic education.
Lecture rooms !!, I might be wrong on that, does this qualify as a lecture room?

When will we get it right, it is almost assumed never. However it is said that one should hope for the best when put in a cage with a pride of hungry lions, well Daniel did so and he was persevered, why can't we.
It should be noted that not everybody is a fan of positivity, some say "it is good the way it is, leave it so".
Then I ask, i ask these brethens a question, "why the f..k will you like failure, poverty, scarcity, famine, inflation, devaluation, corruption and mother f..king daylight theft? Is it just me or are you a big ass f..lish mother f..king twart".
breaths in and out slowly
Or maybe they are right.
We are all entitled to our opinions.

My point is this, illiteracy!! people of bias nature often make wrong judgement. They say "the man-in-power is a relative, a tribe's man, a strong man (I wonder what that means). And for that he deserves to forge ahead".
You see my point, twart!!

Anyways, away from the distraction,
These executive government school officials keep refilling a weak foundation with dust claiming it will hold a skyscraper. The very idea of erecting and obliterating.

For a third world country with some hell amount of finance, aren't we supposed to be ... the fastest growing nation in the world. But that's not the case and may never be.
To be direct incase you feel I'm a dog running round the field, Nigeria could record the fastest economic gowth rate if they desired, they could drastically reduce poverty if they wanted, create jobs and employment opportunites it they needed to, however as the f..kers normally quote in their secret meeting, The masses must become poor for us to become rich. I then remember the words of #Falzthebadguy "it's all planned work".

It is quite unfortunate that as Iraq worry about terrorism, Israel about subjugation and US about... well, Trump, Nigeria though with the largest problem has the easiest solution, Education (if boko and AK47 cattlemen were educated would they be so stupid?)
We Nigerians are regularly underestimated, we are actually one of The smartest nations.

Which other nation has a blueprint to politics?

Steps to be a politician in Nigeria

1. Run for an elective postion of Government
2. Devalue the currency power by stealing as much as you can
3. Create broken schools for the masses with the money you stole from them
4. Get the teachers there to teach trash.
5. In 4 year, use some of the money stolen within the fore-period to hold another election
6. Do the same thing over again, but this time steal more and give less
7. Hand over power to your son, when the tenure is up.

Shekina. Quite simple right.

But enough about the fuckers, how about the dummies. It is necessary that a child knows to use a spoon to eat if given. we the youths should be invested and interested in developing ourselves intellectually, we should look beyond the little bribes these f..kers offer and desist from playing hoodlums for them.
The only under 50's these people care about are their kids, except for OBJ, he cares about his kid's wives. Enough of the sermon though, a word is enough for both the dumb and wise in this case.

As for parents who decide not to educate their children, such people should be punished by the law. It should be enacted that any man who is able to feed three times daily and doesn't choose to educate his child should be imprisoned.

I mean what is this

This is a kid about 15years old, who should be in school learning, but is on the street hawking while his father is invested in drinking away his responsibilities.

I guess the question remains
Is there a road forward?
However for my dear country Nigeria I might just believe that such a road does not exist, nonetheless i stand to be corrected.

I nominate @oluwaalexbee and @newssource to uphold the burning torch of my rant.