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RE: comedy open mic round # 13 :My whole life has been a lie
I will give you a news flash, If you want to act like a guy then just piss in the trash can, sink, hand dryer, or outside on a tree. That is what we do. There is really no need for a mens bathroom, the world is our urinal.
That's my favorite part. I used to do that where I came from but I can't do that anymore cuz I'm in a developed country now with certain rules for conduct.
I live in the middle of America and I still piss on a lot of stuff. My wife always get so mad when we get home and i take a piss in the back yard. She just doesn't understand FREEDOM i guess.
I don't want the neighbors calling the cops on me. They already think my dog makes too much noise.