Ha ha. Man you were crackin me up with your descriptions

t appears that most confrontations end when one or many players fall dramatically, usually without having been touched, and writhe on the ground like fish until a yellow or red card is displayed and play resumes.

Spot on for the football fighting style. I nearly wet myself with this little gem as well

It is rare in the modern era to see an entire team bench lunge into the stands like a Lord of the Rings cavalry charge to take on the first thirty rows of a spitting and drink throwing opponent fan mob.

So many sports, so many styles of fighting to choose from ;-)