Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 17 - Run for your life. 2nd entry.

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago

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The poor man has sex with his lover, the richest when suddenly they hear that the main door of the house rings when they close it. The woman's husband had arrived.

The husband had already murdered three lovers that he had surprised in the past with his wife.

The man realizing that he was the husband and knowing that it could be him, the fourth lover killed, was fucked up.

The woman tells him to hide in the closet and the man enters, the frightened woman closes the door and squeezes his penis, the poor man clenches his teeth in pain and screams, seeing that he can not hide there he runs to hide under the bed, but the belly he had was so big that he did not let it in.

The poor devil, increasingly scared when he heard the steps of the husband who climbed the stairs and at the same time loaded his shotgun could not run out the door, had to jump out the window, the moment he was outside the window . the husband enters, surprises him and shoots him.

The man throws himself in time and falls from a high floor, when he falls, he runs out without clothes and nothing else.

Maybe, as soon as the husband calms down, return for his belongings.

What would you do in his place? Will you go back for your belongings or will you think twice?

I nominate @ama.rain and @hamila

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You have to have new options in terms of hiding places. under the bed and inside the closet and they are very common and it is very easy to get caught.

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Next time hide in the closet, its the traditional thing to do

This is why you must always practice safe sex.

Lucky he hadn't finished, and so still had some juice for the run home.
Peace.

at least he had time to get his flip flops on :)

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