Comedyopenmic round 37; uncle @skiwzz

So my nephew just turned 4. He is not a kid anymore, well he is but I guess you get my point. I remember when he was still a neonate (medical term for less than 1month) everyone use to kiss him.

We didn't even care about candidiasis everyone went mouth to mouth on this baby. He even got use to it, so much so he use to give use that eye triangle thing by 4 months of age; you know that weird look we give girls when we want to make out.

Now I'm not say he is an adult or anything, but he is 4. I have memories of when I was 4.

ok I wasn't 4 but who is ever the exact age they say🤨

I use to walk to school every day with @belemo and I ran errands. The only instructions they gave me was not to talk to strangers, but having him be the older of two siblings it means he needs more instructions. Like don't talk to strangers who aren't your height, you got to be specific about these things. Don't cross the road without looking to and fro and to again and if you can't don't go with an adult that believes in counting cars; 3 cars and cross (trust me people the are out there). Don't fall in love and if you do don't show it and if you do show it put some gum on her hair when she's not looking and give her your all taking the gum off. Don't save money in primary school, I'll come and take it for all the times you father took my savings, it'll be worthless maybe like 1sbd for the whole month and I'll use it to buy coka cola and bread and eat that shit😑. Don't fight for your younger brother hold his hands and run with him so you'll both get away from your simultaneous bullies together and faster. Don't fight, read books those bullies will only beat you up till your an adult but they won't ever have more money than you. Or hey they'll be your sorry ass bodyguards later in life. Respect your uncles except that one @belemo; if you have the chance to steal his walking stick do it. And back to love girls your age; love them they'll probably marry someone else but that's the usual end don't let that slow you down.

I'll try to be nice to you and talk to you like you have sense at other moments I'll let my belt do the talking... See you when you are 18...peace...ih go be

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For this post I nominate @ericaa and @bhoa