Steemitri The Mannequin: My sh?t post, trapped in the bathroom - Proof-of-toilet GIVEAWAY

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Hello Steemians!

This is my...

SH?TPOST!

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This time I don’t want to talk about the usual topic on quality of the posts, good and bad content, trending page, bid bots and SPAM!

Today, you will only have to deal with my SH?TPOST... and I’ll allow you to spread the word to your followers, communities on STEEMIT, world’s influencers and to your dear family members… “Steemitri The Mannequin made a real sh?tpost!”

I’ll explain to you what happened!

I spend all day on my two feet and it makes me tired. To hide from my roommates I decided to rest for a while in the bathroom… somehow like you humans are used to do!

This has gotten a little bit out of hand, because I tried to seat on the toilet, but not being able to bend I fell back and I grabbed the first thing I could find… too bad it was toilet paper that started to unroll itself! I fell on the ground with a big bang, my upper body on one side and my legs on the other.

In conclusion, I found myself in a real shitty situation!
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Next time I’ll choose a couch!

And now it is your turn!

Leave a comment with a picture of yours chilling in the bathroom... of course a Proof-of-toilet (PrOT) is required: write your account name on toilet paper!

There will be upvotes, STEEM, and SBD available for the funniest entries!

Big plastic hug

Steemitri The Mannequin

@steemitri


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I am the toilet paper ninja!
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😂 super!!!

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Hahaha! Toilet Ninja is better than Ninja Turtle :-)

Of course!

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1 STEEM goes to the Ninja !
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Thank You so much!

I was chilling in my... Bathroom... but I forgot toilet paper, I'm sorry. Could you help me?
Belin che affare...

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HAHAHA, LOL! I love your bathroom!!! Use some grass, LOL!
Great entry!
Will send you some SBDs or STEEM in the next days ;-)
P.S. Thanks for contacting me via Discord for the Proof-of-toilet

Thank you my mannequin friend!
I will try with banana leaves...

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1 STEEM goes to my friend in Panama!
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Thank you very much mate! 😉

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Whatever you need to do, do it in the toilet, haha!!!
Great PrOT!

P.S. will send you some SBDs or STEEM in the next days

Thank you @steemitri!!!
I appreciate your post and your point of view on Steemit.👍

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1 STEEM goes to @moncia90 the toilet-curator
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THX Steemitri!!!
The best Mannequin ever!!✌️

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Ciao Steemitri, la mia amica Eva ha notato il tuo post e mi ha pregato di risponderti e di farti sapere che anche lei è combinata male, tutto per un problema di crescita ... le sue gambe ogni giorno spariscono dentro la tazza, come vedi. Un saluto

LOL! Mi raccomando, non tirare l'acqua, altrimenti non rivedrai mai più le tue bellissime gambe!
Questo PrOT è fantastico! Fra qualche giorno ti giro qualche soldino ;-)

Li userò per un tentare un innesto di nuove gambe.

1 STEEM per te ed Eva... spero possano servire per comprare un paio di gambe nuove ;-)
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ALL yr posts are quality!

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Oh thanks a lot Karl :-)
I'm trying to do my best ;-)

As far as I'm concerned yr already a steem legend!

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Go outside, the air is better and lots of room ;-)

Yeah, you are right! I need some fresh air!

$rewarding 10%

LOL - This needs to become a weekly thing!

The reward of this comment goes 100 % to the author steemitri. This is done by setting the beneficiaries of this comment to 100 %.

This is... complete bollocks and I love it 🤣🤣 I’ll get back at you on this.

I will wait for your P-o-t ;-)

@steemitri, it looks like you've had a late night out, you've come unglued ;) Well, at least you still have your pants on in the photo, unlike some starlets.

Haha, yeah fortunately I still got my pants!!! I don't think steemians want to see a naked mannequin!

Appena rientro nel mio regno produrrò la mia wc-photo... Coming soon in this post 😎

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Oh yeah non vedo l'ora del tuo PrOT :-)

P.S. Mettila come "nuovo commento" ;-)

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