Sweet pea, Snow pea and Sugar pea all headed out from Mr. Green Gene's garden and down to the local record shop, to check out the latest hits for garden listening. No sooner had they gotten in the door, and started browsing, when the burly store owner sauntered up to the Jazz section, where the three veggie's were gathered. He really lit into them...."we don't want no peas in here. You guys just hang around, never buy anything, and always end up rolling under the bins, causing electrical problems. I want out of my store. NOW! Hit the bricks, ya peas!"

At which the three p's jumped up on a dust pile, clasped 'arms', and broke into a rousing song and dance number: "All we are saaay-yiiing, is GIVE peas a chance."

-I'm not sure if this is a pun or not...maybe more of a dorky joke????