My inner demon is a pretty cool guy. The problem is that my inner demon has his own inner demon and that guy is a jerk who always wants us to throw salami. I like to eat salami, so it's extra upsetting to both myself and the person getting smacked in the face with it. My inner demon tells me "5 second rule, we can still eat it", but then the inner inner demon just has us toss it at someone else and laugh hysterically mwahaha!!!