DARE TO REPLY... Contest#1 | ๐ Prize Pool -$15 ๐
Ohhh... Man! How much do we love to give honest brutal & sarcastic reply. There no bigger victory than shutting the mouth of your opponent. And strong rebuttal doesn't discriminate between friends and foes.
If you think that you are one of those honest, brutal & witty guy who doesn't fear to speak his or her mind without any prejudice
Then, I dare you to reply...!
It is most exciting and simplest CONTEST!
You have to give a bold & fittest reply to a statement in one sentence only. Then RESTEEM and UPVOTE this post. That' all.
Contest#1 || STATEMENT
"If someone slaps you on one side of your face, turn the other one to him."
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HOW TO ENTER
- UPVOTE & RESTEEM this post.
- Give reply to above statement in one sentence only. And yes! abusive words are allowed as long as you are not disrespecting the legend who said the above statement.
RULES
- 1 entry is allowed from an account.
- Winners will be selected by @dpatcher on the basis of witty but fittest reply.
- Contest will be open for 3 days only. I will not accept entry after 5PM EST (Eastern Standard Time) on 24th January 2018.
๐ ๐ Prize pool may be increased or extra bonuses or giveaways will be distributed to the contestants, if post earns decent reward. So please UPVOTE, RESTEEM and spread the word.๐๐
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The Patcher (@dpatcher)
Well, it depends on who am I facing:
If a girl slaps me on my face, I'll definitely punch her on her nose because I'd love to see her nose bleeds but if it's a boy, I'll definitely headbang his nose then kick his balls using my knee!!
Yikes! Not the balls
If someone slaps me on a one side of my face, I will say this to him
''I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO SLAP OUT YOUR STUPIDITY FROM YOUR FACE BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT WOULD TAKE ME YEARS TO DO THAT AND ONE THING ALSO -- IF I'LL SLAP YOU BACK, THAT WOULD BE ANIMAL ABUSE .
It's easy to say so when the firt slap gets reported in CNN and the second in FOX News. ๐
He won't be done with one side before he begin to see stars from mine.
''Then knock it off with good kins"
Yeah right! So he wakes in hell feeling his face had been crushed by a subway train?
But what to do if someone hits on other side of face also.
That's where the brick comes in....
''Who is so courageous that if someone goes to the slaughter"
"If someone slaps you on one side of your face, understand the real reason, if its love, turn the other one to him, its its theft,evil or dark, step away before you get your second slap"
This way it explains allot and guides to good, good luck all.
"Good one mate, then I'll high-five him in the face with a brick."