I nominate https://steemit.com/freewrite/@justusbeing/5-minute-freewrite-carnival-candid

First of all, "blithering" is a word too seldom used. Second, I love the style he writes in. Full of action that only gets contextualized as the writing continues. This must be someone's nephew, because it leaves you AUNT-icipating the next freewrite from the writer! Hope he never stops!