Researchers recently confirmed the discovery of something no one ever expected to find. According to the researchers extended testing gave conclusive evidence that this was 'the real deal'. Their remarkable discovery: an honest politician!

Detractors pointed out that 'extended testing' lasted for only one day, subjects were kept gagged and silent for the duration and even then only got a 60% grading for honesty and integrity.

Others, however, kept shaking their heads in awe repeating the number 60% in wonder. No country in the history of the world has even aspired to these numbers.

Meanwhile, 2 of the subjects that was part of the study, was spotted in Switzerland conducting some kind of banking transaction.