❓ If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Dolphins. Male dolphins have been known to sexually harass female zookeepers, so I can only imagine what they would be like if they could add words to it.

❓ What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

Cleaning the oven.

❓ What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

When house-hunting we looked at a house that was packed full of taxidermied animal heads. Being from Minnesota, seeing a few isn't unusual, but this little house had hundreds crammed together.

❓ What is the sexiest and least sexy name?

I don't really perceive names as inherently sexy or unsexy.

❓ What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

NASCAR? Decathlon? Kayaking? Hm, all the funny ones are going to end up with someone getting killed.