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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
An ion!

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Terrible? We know! I personally think this is one you should never tell your own Dad because you won't hear the end of it!

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(Please note - the internet is filled with good humor, so the same or similar jokes may be found at other sources, but the only places I source are noted above!)