Daily Joke : 2018-11-05

dadjokeoftheday (61)in #dadjoke • 5 years ago (edited)

Daddy's home!

Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours!

Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich.

Well, this pretty much sums up dad jokes in general... magic.

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