FOR TSE: Let's see ... the company allows this crap ... but you might get in trouble for blogging here because this could be classified as "a second job?" The more I hear about this place, the more I think if you manage to shit-can it, the better. (And you can quote me on that as you walk out the door.)

I know you've got to keep the kids in insurance, but I'm really hoping you come up with something better. Like a company who truly appreciates having you on their team -- more than these people have shown. (Which wouldn't be hard, IYAM. You can quote me on that, too ... as part of your exit lines -- if you have time before the door slaps you in the ass. You're welcome.)