Money

in #daltono6 years ago

A guy asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that.
Obverse_of_the_series_2009_$100_Federal_Reserve_Note.jpgHe replies, "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and $100 seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days."

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