Liberally Losing It - Judges, Spies, Oh My!
First a word of thanks for the immediate support. It is the wind beneath my wings, the spice in my steak, the red in my wine.
This episode we join our confused and bumbling participants as they sort through the Judicial Appointment, vent on various paranoia and exhibit in general the very traits that will cost them the mid-terms later this year.
But first, a character profile:
LividLimpwrist (the names have been changed to protect the ignorant) is one of those people that smiles to your face, but then throws you under the bus when the boss asks for "objective feedback". Its in his blood, his nature. He is by definition one of those liberal progressives that would freak out over an imagined slight, a perceived wrongdoing.
While he may not throw a punch, he'll quietly stew after yelling a short bit and plot his revenge. Cover of night, slashing the tires and filling the gas tank with corn syrup - that kind of thing. He looks normal by day, but behind a keyboard he's the warrior with no remorse, and very little critical thinking.
If you disagree, you're on the blacklist - Forever.
We now find our gaggle of progressives stewing away, each trying to one-up each other's verbal assaults.
LividLimpwrist - Can you choke on your own wattle? McConnell needs to do that. It makes me literally angry with rage seeing him talk about letting the president nominate vs. his treatment of Garland.
LividLimpwrist - on and on, he's awful
GilipollasGrande - he's a real goddamn villain that needs to develop some kind of cancer
(Be careful for what you wish for, the universe has a habit of visiting bad wishes on the originator.)
LividLimpwrist - see, this is why the Senate sucks
LividLimpwrist - two senators from Kentucky hold ridiculous sway
(Its all hurt FEELINGS and emotion, nothing rational or objective.)
CaptainIntolerance - this is a long interesting take on trump russia if you can stand the author (Link Redacted)
(Russia, russia, russia. Keep saying those words, each utterance drives more people away from your cause.)
CaptainIntolerance - speaking of the hypocrisy.
LividLimpwrist - I honestly wouldn't be that surprised if Trump was an embedded agent at this point.
(LOL - the fantasy of everyone being a russian spy permeates liberals to the core.)
CaptainIntolerance - he gets into that
LividLimpwrist - destroy world standing, destroy NATO, working to destroy the economy
GilipollasGrande - i still think he's just so wrapped up in it from being a literal criminal
GilipollasGrande - it is still amazing to me that we have four of the fucking nine justices on there appointed by people that didn't even win the popular vote
GilipollasGrande - illegitimate piece of fucking shit doesn't deserve to nominate shit and fuck us for decades
(It looks like someone skipped the civics lesson on how pure democracy can be tyranny, which is exactly why the Electoral College exists.)
LividLimpwrist - GilipollasGrande, I kind of agree in that Trump seems so greedy and stupid that he may not actually have colluded with Russia on purpose. They just played him and now own him.
(Which is it? Russian spy or russian puppet? Even this silly liberal can't make up his mind. No wonder they lose, the incoherence of their thoughts is bewildering to an outside observer.)
GilipollasGrande - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST (Link Redacted)
GilipollasGrande - okay, i'm doubling down on this whole thing needing to break if he's sending these fucking signals
(What an out-of-control hothead. This is what passes for discourse in the liberal enclaves, shouting, screaming and shaking of fists.)
Progressives are going to get absolutely MURDERED in the mid-terms. Its like watching a drunk teenager try to ride an electric scooter. Oops, hit a light pole, oops, tumbled on a crack in the sidewalk. And they'll sit there, bawling to passersby wondering why the world is so "mean" to them.
Its because they don't have the perception to understand their own agency, their own decisions. Actions have consequences.
Until next time...