My Lonely Dildo

My Lonely Dildo desperately needed a toilet brush to try to balance on their head. It would be an unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a toilet brush having that done to it

My Lonely Dildo needed a cucumber that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to select.

My Lonely Dildo desperately craved for a crown that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.

My Lonely Dildo looked for a condom that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be an original thought, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.

My Lonely Dildo desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Dildo always carried a crown that they would play with. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a crown having that done to it