The dog bridge to nowhere
I have pussy dogs. They are little ankle biting things that won't walk on black plastic and hate to get their feed wet. They will sit there at the edge of the sidewalk and refuse to move while they stair at the plastic in the yard in front of them. So to keep from having to carry the little turds to the grass to do their business, I built them a bridge over the plastic so they don't have to step on it. I also added lights so they can see the edge and won't fall off.
Nice of you to do that for them. Sounds like they are pretty spoiled!
You must love those little ankle biting pussy dogs to build them a lighted bridge over the terrible black plastic to the grass. Happy little pussy dogs!
Ancient Egyptians revered their dogs. When a pet dog would die, the owners shaved off their eyebrows, smeared mud in their hair, and mourned aloud for days.