How to throw a birthday party for your dog
This is Watson
Watson has funny looking teeth and a weird haircut, he always tries to steal my food and is constantly barking at other dogs on the balcony, but he is the most amazingly sweet dog in the world so on July 23rd I decided to throw him a party for his 4th birthday.
WHAT YOU WILL NEED:
- A present (a bone, a toy or both)
- A funny looking birthday hat
- A dog biscuit + candles
- dog friends
- a phone for taking pictures.
PROCEDURE:
- buy the juiciest bone you can find at the pet store
- make your dog an embarrassing hat (pro tip: use tinsel to make it extra ridiculous)
- make/buy something nice for him/her to eat
- invite some dog friends to the park so he can brag about his bone and hat
- take a thousand cute pictures with your best buddy.
END RESULT:
100% SUCCESS GUARDANTEED.
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It should be embarrassing instead of embarassing.Thank you for pointing that out to me!! Very much appreciated!!
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- vicceto
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Cute dog.
Chocolate contains a substance known as theobromine (similar to caffeine) which can kill dogs or, at the very least, make them violently ill.
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