Morning Steemit!

Hope you all had a good weekend! I certainly did. Ate too much and drank to much! It’s been a couple of days since I last wrote about my dreams. Never fear! I still remember them. I hope you enjoy the read.

Saturday 11th November 2017

I dreamed I was at my old job. I was on the telephone serving a client of mine. Everything was going well. Then a bunch of very important looking people walked into the office. They looked like they meant business! I wasn’t told they were coming in. I knew something big was about to happen. After I finished my call, I was typing up my notes and waiting for the next client. One of the men from the group asked me to sign my phone off and to go with him. I did as I was told. He took me out the back and started reeling off all this stuff about customer service and sales e.t.c. Why was he telling me this? I was the number one representative out of the region!. I thought at one point he was singing my praises. Then it hit me… he told me I was being sacked as everything wasn’t up to standard. ”Sacked!!! Moi???” I said to him. He said I just wasn’t good enough for the company anymore. I was mad!! I hadn’t done anything wrong. Why was this happening?? I got very angry and I went for him like a raging bull at a red flag. Another man out of the group heard the ruckus and ran outside to hold me back. I shouted and screamed at both of them. All I wanted to do was rip out the first mans eyeballs! I was crying hysterically and shouted all the words under the sun at them. The air was very blue!

Then I dreamed I was partying with Jason Derulo. There were loads of gorgeous women dancing with him, but I wanted a piece of the action. I sashayed up to him in my baby pink PVC hot pants and crop top. I was wearing white thigh high stiletto boots as well. The music was pumping. We made eye contact as I was making my way to him. He had the widest, whitest smile I had ever seen. I was almost blinded. When I was next to him I was dancing and saying all this sexy stuff to him. Basically I wanted him out of the club and into my bedroom. I did get my wish. I was one happy lady. However, when we got back to the hotel room and both of us got undressed, he had the most smallest willy I had ever seen! I mean even my little finger was longer and had more girth! I couldn’t help but laugh. I put my clothes back on and went back to the club.

Finally I dreamed I was camping with the contestants from X-Factor. We all had pitched our tents and we were sat round the camp fire. I was trying to do my make-up but it kept sliding off with the heat from the fire. I was talking to a girl and she told me she had a fling with Matt. I thought ’lucky cow’ as he is pretty hot! She said now he is starting to ignore her and she feels heartbroken. I told her to get over it and not to get too involved so quickly. Then I picked up my compact mirror and went to apply my red lipstick. As soon as I put it on my lips, it broke from the base. What is wrong with this make-up!!!

Well that was weird! I don’t know why I keep dreaming about my old job. It keeps making it’s way into my dreams so frequently. I wouldn’t have minded if the dream about Jason Derulo was real though (not the penis part), but I would love to dance with him. Also, what’s with the make-up not staying put? I’d die if that ever happened in real life! Any thoughts Steemers? I’d love to know your take on it.

If you enjoyed this, why not read my diary.

Dream Diary

November
10/11/17 | 9/11/17 | 8/11/17 | 7/11/17 | 6/11/17 | 5/11/17 | 4/11/17 | 3/11/17 | 2/11/17 | 1/11/17

October
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September
30/9/17 | 29/9/17 | 28/9/17 | 27/9/17 | 26/9/17 | 25/9/17 | 24/9/17 | 22/9/17 | 21/9/17 | 20/9/17 | Recurring Dreams