Morning Steemit!

Well it’s been a busy couple of days for me. Packing my things for a week away with my folks and having beauty treatments done. Now I can finally spare some time to tell you about the last couple of nights dreams I had. Enjoy the read.

Wednesday 15th November 2017

I dreamed I was in Hells Kitchen with Gordon Ramsay and I was on the red team. I was cooking some lasagne dish. I had layered pasta sheets, spinach ragu and béchamel sauce. Then I took a tray of yoghurt pots and put them in the freezer. One of the women on the team asked me why I put them in there. I don’t know why I did, but I think I put them in there to get them out of the way. I said to her ”So long as they aren’t in for too long, they will be okay”. I went back to my dish and after I layered everything up, I sliced a big piece of fillet steak and placed them on top diagonally. Sounds quite nice actually, I might even give it a go! The women on the team all looked at me like I was going to let the side down. They all had their resting bitch faces on. My dish was called up for Gordon to taste it. He looked at it as if it was a pile of dog shit. Then after he tasted it, all the ’F’ words were coming out of his mouth. He didn’t say how 'effing disgusting' it was. He actually said it was 'effing brilliant!' Up yours bitches!!

I dreamt I was making hand made burgers. One was called the ’Silent Assassin’ It was a huge fat patty the size of a dinner plate. It had a humongous amount of cheese and bacon on it. It was all stacked up in a giant brioche bun. It was named the Silent Assassin as it makes you orgasm quietly. The other burger was called the ’Garden Burger’. This burger was a naked one. The patty was very flat, but very wide. The shape of the patty looked like the worlds continents side by side. Like on a world map. The patty was put on top of a leafy salad. This burger was called the Garden burger because it made you want to have sex outdoors and be as loud and wild as you wanted to be!

Well, well well Steemers. This dream really made me feel naughty when I woke up. What’s with all the foodie dreams… and sex! I’ve heard men relate to ladies bits as burgers, but why would I link the two together? I’m confused. I do like sinking my teeth into a juicy piece of meat though. What do you make of this?

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Dream Diary

November
14/11/17 | 13/11/17 | 12/11/17 | 11/11/17 | 10/11/17 | 9/11/17 | 8/11/17 | 7/11/17 | 6/11/17 | 5/11/17 | 4/11/17 | 3/11/17 | 2/11/17 | 1/11/17

October
31/10/17 | 30/10/17 | 29/10/17 | 28/10/17 | 27/10/17 | 26/10/17 | 25/10/17 | 24/10/17 | 23/10/17 | 22/10/17 | 21/10/17 | 20/10/17 | 19/10/17 | 18/10/17 | 17/10/17 | 16/10/17 | 15/10/17 | 14/10/17 | 13/10/17 | 12/10/17 | 11/10/17 | 10/10/17 | 9/10/17 | 7/10/17 | 6/10/17 | 5/10/17 | Can't sleep, Wont sleep | 3/10/17 | 2/10/17 | 1/10/17

September
30/9/17 | 29/9/17 | 28/9/17 | 27/9/17 | 26/9/17 | 25/9/17 | 24/9/17 | 22/9/17 | 21/9/17 | 20/9/17 | Recurring Dreams